Larry the Cable Guy

as Larry

Bill Engvall

as Bill

DJ Qualls

as Everett

Christina Moore

as Karen

Danny Trejo

as Carlos Santana

Keith David

as Sgt. Kilgore

Jeff Dunham

as Amazing Ken

Ed O'Ross

as Victor

Michael Papajohn

as Bill's Neighbor

Marisol Nichols

as Maria

Glenn Morshower

as General

Michael Rose

as Sgt. Major

Lorna Scott

as Woman at Cowboy Frank's

Parker Goris

as Bill's Boy

Lisa Lampanelli

as Connie

Lance Smith

as Sgt. Adams

Bill Doyle

as Colonel

McKinley Freeman

as Airborne Soldier

Joel McKinnon Miller

as Pilot

Chris Spencer

as Co-Pilot

Alejandro Patiño

as Juan

Luis Chávez

as Carlos

David DeSantos

as Bandito #3 Ricardo

Nicholas Guilak

as Luis

Toby Holguin

as Bandito #1

Jimmy Ortega

as Bandito #2

Albert P. Santos

as Flaco

Emilio Rivera

as Jorge

Shelly Desai

as Farmer

Tony Perez

as Mayor

Danielle Hartnett

as Senorita Magdalena

Carlos Moreno Jr.

as Jaime

Rolando Molina

as Bartender

Joe Nuñez

as Ruben

Esteban Cueto

as El Javelina

Thomas Rosales Jr.

as Bandito Guard

Matt Riedy

as Colonel Dalton

Amy Powell

as Anchorwoman