Johnny Depp

as Charlie Mortdecai

Gwyneth Paltrow

as Johanna Mortdecai

Ewan McGregor

as Inspector Alistair Martland

Paul Bettany

as Jock Strapp

Jonny Pasvolsky

as Emil Strago

Olivia Munn

as Georgina Krampf

Jeff Goldblum

as Milton Krampf

Michael Culkin

as Sir Graham Archer

Ulrich Thomsen

as Romanov

Alec Utgoff

as Dmitri

Guy Burnet

as Maurice

Paul Whitehouse

as Spinoza

Norma Atallah

as Bronwen

Nicholas Farrell

as Auctioneer

Karl Theobald

as Gardener

Michael Byrne

as The Duke

James Joyce

as Duke's Footman

Emily Lawrence

as Woman in Jock's Apartment

Carly Steel

as Krampf's Third Wife

Jenna Russell

as Detective

Austin Lyon

as Hotel Clerk

Ricky Champ

as Sergei

Chris Bearne

as Farmer

Georgie Carter

as Farmer's Daughter

Benny Maslov

as Romanov's Aide

Colette O'Neil

as The Duchess

Evie Brodie

as Mum on Plane

Michael Aguiló

as Revolutionary

Michael Shelford

as Sedgewicks Worker

Junix Inocian

as Fang Fat

Jamie Bernadette

as Bikini Babe (uncredited)

Joey Courteau

as Hotel Guest (uncredited)