William Hellfire

as Derwin

Joey Smack

as Derick

Erin Brown

as Bible Girl

Lilly Tiger

as Play Girl

Chris Perez

as Car Kid

Henry Krinkle

as Retard

Mikey Ovum

as Spam Jock

Ryan Trimmer

as Benchpress

Kendall 'Shorty' Ward

as Afro-American

Marie Mazur

as Song Girl

Mike Ronor

as Goth Boy

Liz Bathory

as Goth Girl

Michael Lema

as No Info Boy

Jacqueline D'angelo

as 911 Dispatcher

Michelle Chard

as 911 Girl

Beef Hunkster

as Teacher

Michael L. Raso

as Young Derwin / The Police Chief

Stephen Harris

as The Fathers

Pamela Anne

as The Mothers

Larry Wellman

as The Principal

Pete Floris

as Internet Teacher

Murtal Murtz

as School Announcer

Pete Jacelone

as The Janitor

Thomas Linden

as The Gun Man

Hernandez

as The Gun Mans Assistant

Minty Hansen

as Cafeteria Lady

John James

as Bible Boy

Martina Solej

as Screaming Girl

Lora Lane

as Newscaster

Nathan Lanman

as Cameraman

Carl Pitt

as Policeman

Mick Leo

as Swat Answering Machine

Michael Lione

as Teenage Boy #1

Patrick Henderson

as Teenage Boy #2

Michael J Scillia

as Surviving Jock #1

Kyle Lee Laferrière

as Surviving Jock #2

Justine

as Rose Girl

John Link

as Scientist

Bob Gonzo

as Entrepreneur

John Bacchus

as The Preacher

John Paul Fedele

as G.U.N. Association Representative