Rob Lowe

as The Weevil

Jamie Kennedy

as Amok

Thomas Haden Church

as The Strobe

Jordan Ladd

as Nightbird

Mike Schwartz

as U.S Bill

Paget Brewster

as Ms. Indestructible

Kelly Coffield Park

as Power Chick

Sean Gunn

as Alien Orphan

Judy Greer

as Deadly Girl

James Gunn

as Minute Man

Jim Zulevic

as Mr. Smart

Lauren Cohn

as Eight

Jenna Fischer

as College Girl

Lee Kirk

as Reporter

Johnny Mountain

as New Anchor

John Doe

as Eight

Abdul Salaam El Razzac

as Eight

Tom Dorfmeister

as Eight

Brian Gunn

as Eight

Chuti Tiu

as Eight

Samantha Cannon

as Eight

Barry Del Sherman

as Zip Boy

Mark A. Altman

as Hazmat Recovery Team

Robert Meyer Burnett

as Hazmat Recovery Team

Mark Gottwald

as Groovy Busboy

Matt Champagne

as Joel Tippin

Taryn Manning

as Autograph Hound

Beau Weaver

as Toy Commerical Announcer

Jordan Warkol

as Toy Commerical Kid

Louis Martin Braga III

as Toy Commerical Kid

Valerie Long

as Reporter

Christopher Shea

as Reporter

Patricia Gaul

as U.S Bill's Mother

Scott Torrence

as Pinball Wizard

Frank Medrano

as Orestes

Melissa Joan Hart

as Sunlight Grrrll

Judith Drake

as Verdict's Secretary

Michael Weatherly

as Verdict

Chase Masterson

as Moira Murphy