Michael Lembeck

as Kavell

Dennis Quaid

as Mad Grossman

Philip Casnoff

as Bergman

Fran Drescher

as Evie

David Huddleston

as Walrus

Rosanna Arquette

as Judy

Dale Robinette

as Irvington

John Reilly

as Don Sharpe

Vincent Bufano

as De Neckin

Jim Greenleaf

as Fat Solowitz

Peter Marc Jacobson

as Steinberg

Julius Harris

as Fred the Chef

Robert Trebor

as Rabbi Blowitz

Lou Wagner

as Federman

Mark Deming

as Lobster Newburg

DeWayne Jessie

as Sweet Moe

Douglas Dirkson

as Bible Looie

Curt Ayers

as Duffo Weiss

Richard Beauchamp

as Ramirez

Steve Bonino

as Batshit

Deborah Richter

as Barbara

Lisa Shure

as Vicki

Rudy Diaz

as Indian Joe

Janet Sarno

as Mrs. Kramer

Glenn Super

as Dracula Kesselman

Judith Drake

as Big Bertha

Robert Elston

as Mr. Kramer

Four Scott

as Kramer's Son

Shirley Gunther

as Mrs. Walrus

Fred Hinds

as 7 Year Old Boy

Pete Robinson

as Man in Bar