Mel Smith

as Rocco Melonchek

Bob Nelson

as Jacques

John Turturro

as Roland T. Flakfizer

Teri Copley

as Tina

George De La Pena

as Roberto Volare

John Savident

as Edmund Lazlo

Spike Alexander

as Alan Grant

Juliana Donald

as Lisa Le Baron (as Juli Donald)

Nancy Marchand

as Lillian Oglethorpe

Eddie Griffin

as Messenger

Katherine LaNasa

as Dancer #1

Franklin Cover

as Doctor

Thomas Mikal Ford

as Cop

Matthew Sussman

as Cop

Billy Beck

as Janitor

Sam Krachmalnick

as Conductor

Max Alexander

as Stage Manager

Irene Olga López

as Pedestrian

Warren Thomas

as Paramedic

Dick Monday

as Rob

Katherine Heard

as Laura

Michael Ciotti

as Kid

Gary Grossman

as Father

Anita Dangler

as Usherette

Charlotte Zucker

as Woman with Program

John C. Anders

as Security Guard Amundson

Dick Corman

as Theatre Janitor

Marion Dugan

as Good Morning Usher

Jim Smith

as Stage Hand

Ricky Lee La Pietre

as Stage Hand

Louisa Abernathy

as Nurse

Corki Grazer

as Nurse

Kathleen Doyle

as Nurse

Richardson Morse

as Jailor

Jason Ross-Azikiwe

as Precinct Cop

Charles Dugan

as N.Y. Stage Manager

Mark Pitta

as Singing Lobster Gram

Barbara Schillaci

as Stuffy Patron

Michael Dansicker

as N.Y. Conductor

Eric Poppick

as Chauffeur

Jessica Biscardi

as Ballet Dancer (uncredited)

Jim Rhine

as Movie Patron (uncredited)