Suzanne Danielle

as Emmannuelle Prevert

Kenneth Williams

as Emile Prevert

Kenneth Connor

as Leyland / voice of Harry Hernia

Joan Sims

as Mrs. Dangle

Jack Douglas

as Lyons

Peter Butterworth

as Richmond

Larry Dann

as Theodore Valentine

Beryl Reid

as Mrs. Valentine

Henry McGee

as Harold Hump

Victor Maddern

as Man in Launderette

Merlin Ward

as Dandy

Dino Shafeek

as Immigration Officer

Eric Barker

as Ancient General

Joan Benham

as Cynical Lady

James Fagan

as Concorde Steward

Tricia Newby

as Surgery Nurse

Malcolm Johns

as Sentry

Albert Moses

as Doctor

Robert Dorning

as The Prime Minister

Steve Plytas

as Arabian Official

Michael Nightingale

as Police Commissioner

Claire Davenport

as Blonde in Pub

Bruce Boa

as U.S. Ambassador

Llewellyn Rees

as Lord Chief Justice

Jack Lynn

as Admiral of the Fleet

Norman Mitchell

as Drunken Husband

Deborah Brayshaw

as French Buxom Blonde

John Carlin

as French Parson

Louise Burton

as Girl at Zoo

John Hallet

as Substitute Football Player

Gertan Klauber

as German Soldier

Susanna East

as Colette

Howard Nelson

as Harry Hernia

Bruce Wyllie

as Football Referee

Marianne Maskell

as Maternity Nurse

Philip Clifton

as Injured Footballer

Stanley McGeagh

as Fleet Street Journalist

Corbet Woodall

as I.T.N. Newscaster

Neville Ware

as Second Reporter

Nick White

as Booked Footballer

Tim Brinton

as BBC Newscaster

Bill Hutchinson

as First Reporter

Jane Norman

as Third Reporter