Leslie Nielsen

as Lt. Frank Drebin

Priscilla Presley

as Jane Spencer

George Kennedy

as Ed Hocken

O. J. Simpson

as Nordberg

Fred Ward

as Rocco

Kathleen Freeman

as Muriel

Anna Nicole Smith

as Tanya

Ellen Greene

as Louise

Ed Williams

as Ted

Raye Birk

as Papshmir

Matt Roe

as Clayton

Wylie Small

as Defense Attorney

Sharon Cornell

as Stenographer

Earl Boen

as Dr. Eisendrath

Jeff Wright

as Store Manager

Lorali Hart

as Melon Lady

Mallory Sandler

as Grocery Mother

K.L. Segal

as Purse Woman

Brad Lockerman

as Jason

Rosalind Allen

as Bobbi

Charlotte Zucker

as Nurse

Lois de Banzie

as Dr. Kohlzak

Doris Belack

as Dr. Roberts

Nigel Gibbs

as Carjacker

Andre Rosey Brown

as Corridor Guard

Randall "Tex" Cobb

as Big Hairy Con

Ann B. Davis

as Ann B. Davis

Alex Zimmerman

as Mess Hall Convict

Marc Alaimo

as Trucker

Tom Finnegan

as Priest

Hammam Shafie

as Cabbie

Jeffrey Anderson-Gunter

as Cabbie

Danny Daniels

as Cabbie

Joe Grifasi

as Director

Vanna White

as Vanna White

'Weird Al' Yankovic

as 'Weird Al' Yankovic

Rick Scarry

as Security Guard

Mary Lou Retton

as Mary Lou Retton

James R. Scribner

as Phil Donahue's Make-Up Man

Lou Felder

as Presenter

Chrissy Bocchino

as Mother Theresa

Pia Zadora

as Pia Zadora

Joe D'Angerio

as Security Guard

Gary Cooper

as Cop

Christopher J. Keene

as Cop

Joe Flood

as Cop

Scott Evers

as Umpire

Paul A. Hutton

as Doctor

Burton Zucker

as Clinic Patient

Susan Breslau

as Train Lady #1

Erin MacArthur

as Train Lady #2

Marcy Goldman

as Train Lady #3

David Zucker

as Teleprompter Guy

Robert K. Weiss

as Tuba Player

Peter Segal

as Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew'

Robert LoCash

as Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew'

William Kerr

as Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew'

Jolie Chain

as Producer's Wife

Wendy Hogan

as Producer's Wife

Jeri Caldwell

as Producer's Wife

Michael Ewing

as Assistant Director

David Malloy

as Maalox Boy

Vanessa Sandin

as Gabriella

Julie Strain

as Dominatrix

Andrew Craig

as Bryce Porterhouse Guard

David Fresco

as Lifetime Award Recipient

Bill Erwin

as Conductor

Adam Hasart

as Frank Jr.

John Capodice

as Mr. Big

Glen Chin

as Sumo Wrestler

Philip Yamaguchi

as Sumo Wrestler

Florence Henderson

as Florence Henderson

Tim Bohn

as Waldo

Timothy Watters

as President Clinton

Eugene Greytak

as Pope

Aaron Seville

as Cop

Blane Savage

as Dancer

Michael Chambers

as Dancer

T.C. Diamond

as Dancer

Brett Heine

as Dancer

Jerald Vincent

as Dancer

Wayne 'Crescendo' Ward

as Dancer

Brian Wightman

as Dancer

Bryan Anthony

as Dancer

Paul Feig

as Oscar Audience Member

Joel Madison

as Oscar Audience Member

Steve Pepoon

as Oscar Audience Member

Scott Herriott

as Oscar Audience Member

Edward Weber

as Oscar Audience Member

Adrienne Parsons

as Mercedes Lady

Robert J. Elisberg

as Taxi Driver

Elisa Gabrielli

as Mourner

Taran Killam

as Boy of Geriatric Park

Marianne Davis

as Girl of Geriatric Park

Bill Zuckert

as Old Man

Nikki Segal

as Screaming Supermarket Baby

James Earl Jones

as James Earl Jones (uncredited)

Raquel Welch

as Raquel Welch (uncredited)

Shannen Doherty

as Shannen Doherty (uncredited)

Elliott Gould

as Elliott Gould (uncredited)

Mariel Hemingway

as Mariel Hemingway (uncredited)

R. Lee Ermey

as Prison Guard (uncredited)

Thomas Rosales Jr.

as Prisoner #2 (uncredited)

Morgan Fairchild

as Morgan Fairchild (uncredited)

Bruce A. Young

as Tyrone (uncredited)

Olympia Dukakis

as Olympia Dukakis (uncredited)

Symba

as Oscar Guest in Birdcage Skirt (uncredited)

Heather Hewitt

as Academy Awards Guest (uncredited)

Susan McNabb

as Academy Awards Guest (uncredited)

Françoise Ruggieri

as Academy Awards Guest (uncredited)