Jeremy Ambler

as Sheriff Z. Walker

Teresa Ambler

as Wrestling Spectator

Katt Balsan

as Self

David Barroso

as Daddy

Paul D. Baum

as Transport Guard

Zack Beins

as Featured Interviewee

Sophie Gohr

as Crime Scene HAZMAT Official

Claire Hsu

as TROMA Geisha Girl

Teri Marlowe

as Fainting Woman

Nicholas Talone

as Crime Scene Police Officer Bully

Mark Torgl

as Self

Oxana Lovich

as Self

Jon Dalton

as Jonny Fairplay

Aurelian Smith Jr.

as Himself

James Fanning

as Himself

Joe Nardelli

as Mark's Best Friend

Lloyd Kaufman

as Self

Sarabel Levinson

as Self

Gary Schneider

as Himself

Robert Prichard

as Himself

Shawn C. Phillips

as CNS Convention Panelist

Brendan Mitchell

as TV Reporter

Genoveva Rossi

as Melvin Fluffer

Nadia White

as Self

Frank L. Messina

as Ginger Lafferty

Sterling Anno

as Toxic Avenger Fan

James J Coker

as Nerd #1

Doug Waugh

as Nerd #2

Mel Novak

as Self

Jamie Morrow

as Little Sista

Derek Young

as Fan / Bartonville Deputy

Diana Prince

as Melvin Whisperer

Jake Roberts

as Self

Zoe Anastassiou

as Demon of Toxicity

John Birmingham

as Sheriff Bush

Marianne Bourg

as Tutu

William L. Bozarth

as Tutu Brigade - Red Suit

D.J. Calvitto

as Self

Kadrolsha Ona Carole

as Paranormal Investigator

Ryan Boyer

as Rockstar Wrestler

Brian Carroll

as Crime Scene Police Officer

Chris Cartusciello

as Convention Security

Rex Chapel

as Man Shouting Mark Torgl's Name

Tiffany Commons

as Tutu Brigade

Sky Coda

as Tutu Brigade

Rachel Clugston

as Daddy's Girlfriend

David Crist

as Rockstar Wrestler

Tony Devon

as Uncle Larry

Ángel del Valle

as Sister Abductress

Burt Culver

as Crime Scene Photographer

Nicola Fiore

as Lloyd's Red Carpet Companion

Moe Fujimoto

as Nagging Japanese Girlfriend

Nate Fife

as Rockstar Wrestler

Peter Genovese

as CNS Convention Panelist

Stephanie Nicole Gooch

as Reporter News Frenzy

Jacob Godzak

as Tutu Brigade

Zachary Green

as Rockstar Wrestler

Mike Halac

as Mastino

Troy Gorss

as Gardner

Kathryn Hahner

as Maggie (VO)

Chris Harding

as Deputy Colrite

Hiroto Honda

as Sloshed Japanese Visitor

Kat Harley

as Tutu Mercenary

Jenny Jannetty

as CNS Convention Reporter

Matt Jenkins

as Crime Scene HAZMAT Official

Patti Sheehan Hupp

as Miss Patti

Neal Jones

as Nasty Neal

Christy Johnson

as Mecca

Melissa Joyce

as Lloyd Whisperer

Clay Kiene

as Rockstar Wrestler

Eleanor Kite

as Sex Pod Seductress

Gordon Meacham

as CNS Crime Scene Investigator

Kelsie Naugler

as Jogger in Hysterics

Marissa Nans

as Tutu Brigade

Ken Newman

as Wrestling Audience Extra

Dennis Nicomede

as Dr. Dan

Phillip O'Riley

as Slashed Tutu Brigade Fan

Bobby Paul

as Bozo Impersonator

Steve Pollard

as Mark's Fan in London

Lucas Paz

as Tutu Brigade

Audra Relaford

as Grandpa's Little Girl

Melanie Roberts

as Pole Dancer

Edgar Roche

as Self

Leesa Rowland

as Lloyd's Red Carpet Companion

Connie Rodriguez

as Mop Diva

Karen Loriana

as Tutu Brigade

Elena Schick

as Reporter

David M. Schoelen

as Transport Guard

Myron Smith

as Bartonsville Deputy

Ariel Simone

as CNS Crime Scene Reporter

Christopher Smith-Thomas

as Tutu Brigade Fan Charlotte

Mat Smith

as HAZMAT Official Grandma's Scene

Elicia Stokes Navarro

as Self

Richard Taylor

as Comic Con Dork #1

Jennifer Smith-Thomas

as Tutu Brigade Fan Charlotte

Jason Vail

as Self

Simone Valentine

as Jessica

Thomas Thompson

as Rockstar Wrestler

James Fanning

as Self

Reyna Meree Velarde

as Tutu Brigade

Alan Watkins

as Convention Interviewee

Sara Viniar

as Jersey Girls

Michael Yanovich

as Security Guard

Aleta Whitten

as Grandma's Angry Neighbor

Jason 'Doc' Young

as Fan in Hospital

Alba Yates

as Crime Scene Sheriff

Cliff Yates

as Crime Scene Sheriff