Christian Clavier

as Rémi François, aka Jack Palmer

Jean Reno

as Ange Léoni

Caterina Murino

as Léa Léoni

Didier Flamand

as Maître Dargent

Pierre Salasca

as Matéo

Éric Fraticelli

as Figoli, aka "le piaf"

Alain Maratrat

as De Vlaminck

François Orsoni

as Balducci

Nathanaël Maïni

as Grappa

Albert Dray

as Captain of the gendarmerie

Daniel Delorme

as Doumé

Guy Cimino

as Borgnoli

Jo Fondacci

as Diazep

Philippe Guerrini

as The Marseillais

Elisabeth Kaza

as Josepha

Jean-François Perrone

as Separatist reunion

Jean-Emmanuel Pagni

as Separatist 'Corsa Nazionale'

Christian Gautier

as Gendarme

Xavier de Guillebon

as Owner Villa Pinzuts

Nathalie Krebs

as Owner Villa Pinzuts

Antoine Belloni

as Borriacciu bet man

Raoul Curet

as Borriacciu bet man

Nicolas Guy

as Radar policeman

Olga Sékulic

as Radar policewoman

Didier Ferrari

as Pierrot, hotel owner

Luc Palun

as Separatist 'Canal Inattendu'

Robert Lucibello

as Pruzzati

Laurent Barbolosi

as Boss of café Borracciu

Vincent Solignac

as Belgian consul

Karine de Demo

as Bulldog client

Michel Delgado

as Bulldog client

Marc Vade

as Fake tourist port

Raymond Aquaviva

as Prosecution lawyer

Patrizia Poli

as Defense lawyer

Yves Borrini

as Judge

Jean-Pierre Lanfranchi

as Owner of hotel Rémi Rossignoli / Tavagna Polyphonic Group

Christiane Conil

as Maria Leoni

Francis Coppola

as Old man of Pinocchio street

Catherine Gavrilovic

as Fiorina

Marie-Ange Geronimi

as Lucia Borgnoli

Juliette Poissonnier

as Miss Brêche

Laurence Colussi

as Hostess

François Berlinghi

as Rossignoli cafe owner

Hervé Lassïnce

as Dargent's assistant

Eric Debrosse

as Young cop of Pinocchio

Hassan Moutaakif

as Moktar

Yves Pujol

as Valère

Ludmila Henry

as Blonde Belgian consul

Marie Paquim

as Bernadette

Jacques Leporati

as Bruno

Juliette Degenne

as Léa (voice)