Ronald Allen

as Cmdr. Fortune

Jimmy Fagg

as Jimmy

Lanah P

as Alex

Fiona Richmond

as Fiona

Sandra Dorne

as Sandra

Lemmy Kilmister

as Spider

Nosher Powell

as Nosher

Dave Beard

as Gen. Karpov

Ron Tarr

as Ron

Kevin Allen

as Waiter 1

Rowland Rivron

as Star Reporter

Rowena Bently

as Indecisive Girlfriend

Angela Bowie

as Henry's Wife

Shane MacGowan

as Terrorist

Simon Brint

as Brink

Rene Bruchet

as Jane

Katrin Cartlidge

as Katrin

Robbie Coltrane

as Jeremy

Neil Dickson

as Gerry

Sue Lloyd

as Val

Dawn French

as Debbie Draws

Sandie Shaw

as Edgeley's Girlfriend

Miranda Richardson

as DHSS Blonde

Pete Richens

as Cafe Owner

Adrian Edmondson

as Charles

Rik Mayall

as Micky

Peter Richardson

as Henry

Jennifer Saunders

as Lady Caroline

Bill Wyman

as Toilet Victim

Paul McCartney

as Banquet Guest

Koo Stark

as Hazel

Daniel Peacock

as Terence

Derren Nesbitt

as Manager

Nigel Planer

as DHSS Manager

Debbie Linden

as Layla

Christopher Malcolm

as Steinbeck

Jonathan Stratt

as Policeman

Rupert Vansittart

as Rupert

Marika Rivera

as Marika

Hugh Cornwell

as Edgeley

Sean Chapman

as Mark

Tim Van Rellim

as Police Inspector

Jools Holland

as Sun Reporter

Miles A. Copeland III

as Derek

Simon Drake

as Waiter

Bob Flag

as Indecisive Customer

Norman Fisher

as Footman

Peter Fontaine

as Banquet Man

Cathryn Harrison

as Joanna

Fran Fullenwider

as Queen

Adrian Funnell

as Waiter

Joanne Good

as Jaqueline

Avril Rankin

as Avril

Frank Murray

as Terrorist

Tricia Ronane

as Tricia

Barney Sharp

as Barney

Steve Walsh

as Record Executive

John Wilson

as Waiter

Eddie Yeoh

as Mr Chow

Terence Wood

as Terrorist

Peter Rosengard

as Israeli Ambassador

Lucien Morgan

as Banquet Guest

Claire King

as Yuppie Bitch