Cavan Clerkin

as Simon

Craig Fairbrass

as Terry

Polly Maberly

as Sarah

Lorraine Burroughs

as Crystal

Peter Ferdinando

as Ken

Mark Stobbart

as Ronnie

Sinead Matthews

as Sandra

Niall Greig Fulton

as Death Trip

Gordon Brown

as Steve Clayson

Ali Cook

as Harry

Mark Mooney

as Alan

Alfie Dobson

as Gym regular

James Daltry

as Call Centre Worker

Nick Rowntree

as Desk Sergeant

Daria Sudomir

as Party Girl