Michael Caine

as Sidney Lipton / Doctor Hicklar

Roger Moore

as Garald Bradley-Smith / Sir John Bevistock

Sally Kirkland

as Willie

Lee Patterson

as Darrell Hyde

Mark Burns

as Nigel Holden

Derren Nesbitt

as Inspector Grosse

Deborah Leng

as Francesca

Christopher Adamson

as Death's Head

Steffanie Pitt

as Donna Dutch

Eddie Yeoh

as Korean Bidder

Raymond Johnson

as Nigerian Bidder

Nadio Fortune

as Italian Bidder

Amir M. Korangy

as Iranian Bidder

Angus MacKay

as Reverend Simkin

Robert McBain

as Lawyer

John Woodnutt

as Bank Manager

John Cleese

as Man on the Beach in Barbados Who Looks Like John Cleese

Jenny Seagrove

as Heath Club Receptionist and Girl with John Cleese

Billy J. Mitchell

as Elmer, Tourist

Mildred Shay

as Jolene, Tourist

Leslie Lowe

as Lovely Lady on Train

Tony Caron

as Warder

Drew Millar

as Cabbie

Daniel Coll

as Tim

Francis Drake

as Rabbi Blum

Cynthia Michaelis

as Rabbi's Wife

Nicholas Courtney

as Sir Hugh

Barbara Dixon-Law

as Amy Hicklar

Alexandra Pigg

as Car Hire Girl

Patsy Kensit

as Sick Lady on Train

Kathleen Smith

as Mrs Thatcher

Steve Nallon

as Mrs Thatcher (Voice)

Mary Reynolds

as The Queen

Kiran Shah

as Little Boss at Auction

R.J. Bell

as Big Boss at Auction

Pamela Binns

as The Duchess

John Scott Martin

as Old Jeweller

Gary Lammin

as Ronald

Cliff Taylor

as Husband on Train

Barry Linehan

as Chesterton

Jeff Harding

as Agent Merrow

Kate Robbins

as The Queen (Voice)

Deborah Moore

as Flo Fleming

John Lyons

as Train Guard

Dennis Chinnery

as Vault Guard

Timothy Ackroyd

as Security Guard 2