Tim Heidecker

as Tim Heidecker

Eric Wareheim

as Eric Wareheim

John C. Reilly

as Taquito

Zach Galifianakis

as Jim Joe Kelly

Will Ferrell

as Damien Weebs

Robert Loggia

as Tommy Schlaaang

Ray Wise

as Dr. Doone Struts

Jeff Goldblum

as Chef Goldblum

Bob Odenkirk

as Schlaaang Announcer (voice)

William Atherton

as Earle Swinter

Noah Spencer

as Jeffery

Jon Baggio

as Jason

Gabriel Bartalos

as Wolf Puppeteer

Nancy Stelle

as Woman on Paris Street

Ronnie Rodriguez

as Diamond Jim / Johnny Depp

Marilyn Porayko

as Women Being Ticketed

Andy Spencer

as Studio Executive 2

Michael Gross

as Narrator

Will Forte

as Allan Bishopman

James Quall

as Self

David Liebe Hart

as Self

Dita de Leon

as Cocaine Girl (uncredited)

Bill A. Jones

as Serious Announcer

Frank Slaten

as Super Seat Customer

Bob Ross

as Self

Jean-Michel Richaud

as Paris Policeman

Kristopher Logan

as Studio Executive 1

Christopher Guckenberger

as Studio Executive 3

John Downey III

as Cornell

Mary Bly

as Mrs. Heidecker

Lillian Adams

as Mrs. Wareheim

Jay Mawhinney

as Bartender

Loki

as Tattoo Artist

Harry Elmayan

as Delivery Man

Tennessee Luke

as Self

Robert Axelrod

as Self

Ted Neubauer

as Man on Street

Dena Roe

as Woman on Street

Twink Caplan

as Katie

Kimberly Ables Jindra

as Woman Giving Birth

Kirk Diedrich

as Roy

Doug Foster

as Customer

Matt O'Toole

as Reggie

Rae Sunshine Lee

as Shrim God 1

Palmer Scott

as Shrim God 2

Mobin Khan

as El Hat Propietor

Cole Carl Mangham

as Shrim Kid #1

Zachariah James-Jadon Evans

as Shrim Kid #2

Frunzik Ayvazyan Jr.

as Shrim Kid #3

Joshua Briscoe

as Shrim Kid #4

Todd Wagner

as Hobo

Howie Slater

as Steven Spielberg