Keith Allen

as Patrick

Warren Clarke

as Nigel

Adrian Edmondson

as Michael

Peter Wyngarde

as Mr Kendel

Peter Richardson

as Dave

Gary Olsen

as Steve

Lia Williams

as Lucy

Gwen Watford

as Mrs Kendel

Linda Henry

as Jackie

Julian Firth

as Leonard

Steven O'Donnell

as Rollon

Deborah Benson

as Victoria

Kwabena Manso

as Jermone

Karen Drury

as Debs

Paul Mark Elliott

as Corky

Rupert Farley

as Mad Mickey

Derrick Branche

as Chris

Dave Atkins

as Charlie

Betsy Brantley

as Vanessa

Pat O'Toole

as Trish

Sophie Thursfield

as Katie

Tania Coleridge

as Simone

Richard Ridings

as Yob 1

Stewart Harwood

as Yob 2

Malcolm Hardee

as Ticket Collector

Timothy Milsom

as Student

Harry Burton

as The Editor

Winston Dennis

as Bouncer

Antonio

as Handsome Man

Lily Allen

as Child in Promo

Alfie Allen

as Child in Promo

Sarah Owen

as Child in Promo

Ruby Platts-Mills

as Child in Promo

Roland Platts-Mills

as Child in Promo

Liesl Hinkley

as Child in Promo

Lara Hinkley

as Child in Promo

Astro

as Self

Ali Campbell

as Self

Robin Campbell

as Self

Jim Brown

as Self

Earl Falconer

as Self

Norman Hassan

as Self

Henry Tenyue

as Self

Patrick Tenyue

as Self

Brian Travers

as Self

Michael Travers

as Self

Eddie Marsan

as Chip Shop Youth (uncredited)

Derek Jarman

as Workman (uncredited)